PJ- Haikus

Hai*ku (noun)- a form of Japanese poetry with 17 syllables in three unrhymed lines of five, seven, and five syllables, often describing nature or a season.

Here are some I've come up with:

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Once upon a time,
there was an ugly midget.
A fat man ate him

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Ms. Chiang teaches class.
She has great lesson ideas.
We blog and email.

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In one's private heart
things go on that can not be
put down on paper

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Because you are fat
Aliens will abduct you
to make themselves fat.

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Haikus are silly.
It's hard to write seriously
with only 3 lines.

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Seven, a number.
Above 6 and below 8.
Counting: 6,7,8.

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I have to say this:
I really, really do want...
You know, nevermind.

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After a quiet night,
during which no life did stir,
a vibrant morning.

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Thirty years after,
people will still be mourning
for those lost today.

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I am hoping that
years later, when I see these
I'll like what I did.

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As the music plays
children are born and old folks
find a better place.